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"EY, I WROTE THIS!" Tee – Content Writer & SEO Shirt | Human-Written

$46.06 CAD

Somewhere out there, an AI is confidently explaining your paragraph. Without your name on it.

You did the research. You wrote the thing. You shipped it at 11pm because the client wanted it "yesterday." And now it lives in an AI Overview, a summary, a snippet, a slide deck — quoted, remixed, ranked. Everywhere except with your byline.

This shirt is the byline. Loud, sprayed across a wall of the stuff you actually wrote.

The design:
A collage of shredded editorial clippings, publishing manifestos and marginalia — "The Algorithm Doesn't Care About Your Opinion," "Write. Publish. Rank. Repeat.," "Attention Is The New Currency," "The Best Content Wins" — buried under hand-sprayed graffiti that says the only thing that still matters:

EY, I WROTE THIS!

Street-poster texture, red splatter, zero polish. Because writing isn't polished either.

Details:

  • Heavyweight soft cotton, unisex fit, XS–3XL
  • Distressed collage print with hand-lettered spray typography
  • Available in 10 colours
  • Print survives more wash cycles than your last core update survived

Perfect gift for: content writers · SEO consultants and content strategists · copywriters · journalists and bloggers · anyone who has ever muttered "that's my sentence" at a chatbot · BrightonSEO, SMX, content marketing conferences

Made to order. Ships in 5–11 days. Attribution sold separately. 😤

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Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"EY, I WROTE THIS!" Tee – Content Writer & SEO Shirt | Human-Written Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28.35
19.49
9.25
M
29.13
216
9.45
L
29.92
22.64
9.65
XL
31.1
24.61
9.84
2XL
329
26.57
104
3XL
337
28.54
10.24
4XL
33.86
30.51
10.24
5XL
34.65
32.48
10.24

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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