"SEO-Freelancer" Tee – Minimal Technical Design | Human Verified
Independent operator. Human verified.
No agency. No layers. No account manager translating your work into a slide.
Just you, the crawl, the index, the rank — and a client who found you because someone said "This SEO Freelancer actually knows what good for your Website" That's the whole business model. It took years to build and it fits on a shirt.
Human Verified isn't a joke. It's the pitch.
The design:
Bold condensed type over a technical spec sheet — coordinates, version number, crawl/index/rank, EST. 2004. Swiss layout, zero decoration, reads like documentation. It doesn't shout. It doesn't have to. The people who need to read it will read it.
Details:
- Soft heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, XS–3XL
- Fine-detail technical print — legible up close, quiet from across the room
- Available in 6 colours — red, sand, grey, peach, lilac, white
- Holds its shape better than most retainer agreements
Perfect gift for: freelance SEOs · independent consultants · solo operators and one-person agencies · technical SEOs · BrightonSEO, SMX, MozCon, SEOkomm · anyone who's ever invoiced for a site audit at 2am
Made to order. Ships in 5–11 days. Independent since day one.
Note: The "EST. 2004" is baked into the print — worth checking that lands the way you want, since it dates the wearer as much as the trade. If it's meant to reference SEO-as-profession rather than the person, the description handles that fine; just flagging it.
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More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SPIDER & SERP
- Email: contact@support.spiderserp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"SEO-Freelancer" Tee – Minimal Technical Design | Human Verified Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.35
|
19.49
|
9.25
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
216
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
29.92
|
22.64
|
9.65
|
|
XL
|
31.1
|
24.61
|
9.84
|
|
2XL
|
329
|
26.57
|
104
|
|
3XL
|
337
|
28.54
|
10.24
|
|
4XL
|
33.86
|
30.51
|
10.24
|
|
5XL
|
34.65
|
32.48
|
10.24
|
