"Rank King" Tee – Premium SEO Shirt | Crawl // Index // Rank
Crawl. Index. Rank. In that order, every time.
There's no trick to it. There's just the work, done properly, over a length of time that makes clients uncomfortable.
The card is the King of Spades because spades dig. That's the job — down through the crawl logs, the redirect chains, the canonical mess someone left in 2019, until the thing finally surfaces where it belongs. Ranking with purpose. Not by accident, not by hack. On purpose.
Human Verified. Organic Supply. Both of which mean more now than they did a year ago.
The design:
A full playing card rendered as a design poster — high-contrast serif type, deep red and bone on black, geometric king with a crown, technical marginalia running the edges: rel="canonical", robots.txt, sitemap.xml, coordinates, a barcode. Editorial, not loud. It reads like something framed on a studio wall that happens to be about search.
Details:
- Soft heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, XS–3XL
- Detailed poster print with fine technical lettering
- Available in 10 colours
- Holds up longer than the position it's bragging about
Perfect gift for: SEO consultants and specialists · technical SEOs · content strategists · agency and in-house teams · freelancers · BrightonSEO, SMX, MozCon, SEOkomm · anyone who's earned a #1 the slow way
Made to order. Ships in 11-15 days. The crown is earned, not bought. ♠️
More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SPIDER & SERP
- Email: contact@support.spiderserp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Rank King" Tee – Premium SEO Shirt | Crawl // Index // Rank Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.35
|
19.49
|
9.25
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
216
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
29.92
|
22.64
|
9.65
|
|
XL
|
31.1
|
24.61
|
9.84
|
|
2XL
|
329
|
26.57
|
104
|
|
3XL
|
337
|
28.54
|
10.24
|
|
4XL
|
33.86
|
30.51
|
10.24
|
|
5XL
|
34.65
|
32.48
|
10.24
|
