"LINKDEALER" Tee – Funny SEO Shirt | Organic Supply, Human Verified
Organic supply. Never bought. Obviously.
You know the guy. First name basis with forty editors. Knows which sites are worth it and which ones are a graveyard with a nice logo. Can tell you the DR of a domain from memory and whether that number means anything.
He doesn't buy links. He'd never buy links. He earns them — through outreach, and relationships, and content worth citing, and a spreadsheet nobody else is allowed to see.
Ask him how. He'll say it depends.
The design:
One word in heavy condensed type, set on a technical spec sheet — EST. 2004, ORGANIC SUPPLY, CRAWL // INDEX // RANK, HUMAN VERIFIED, plus rel="canonical", robots.txt and sitemap.xml in the margins. Swiss layout, no decoration, reads like documentation for a product that doesn't legally exist.
Quiet from across the room. At a conference, it finds its people instantly.
Details:
- Soft heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, XS–3XL
- Fine-detail technical print — legible up close, subtle from a distance
- Available in 6 colours — sand, grey, peach, pink, lilac, white
- Lasts longer than most of the domains in your outreach list
Perfect gift for: link builders · off-page and digital PR specialists · SEO consultants · outreach teams · agency people · freelancers · BrightonSEO, SMX, MozCon, SEOkomm · anyone whose inbox is 80% "quick collaboration opportunity"
Made to order. Ships in 5–11 days. Supply is organic. Allegedly. 🔗
Note: This and the SEO-Freelancer tee share a visual system — worth grouping them as a collection in the shop ("Organic Supply" or similar). Same buyer, two shirts, one browsing session.
Hashtags
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More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SPIDER & SERP
- Email: contact@support.spiderserp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"LINKDEALER" Tee – Funny SEO Shirt | Organic Supply, Human Verified Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.35
|
19.49
|
9.25
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
216
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
29.92
|
22.64
|
9.65
|
|
XL
|
31.1
|
24.61
|
9.84
|
|
2XL
|
329
|
26.57
|
104
|
|
3XL
|
337
|
28.54
|
10.24
|
|
4XL
|
33.86
|
30.51
|
10.24
|
|
5XL
|
34.65
|
32.48
|
10.24
|
