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UNLIMITED CRAWL BUDGET — Vintage Badge Tee

$42.16 SGD

Nobody gets an unlimited crawl budget. Nobody.

You optimise. You prune. You fix the redirect chains and flatten the architecture and beg the sitemap to be smaller. And still, somewhere out there, a bot decides how much of your site is worth its time.

So we made the shirt anyway. Vintage brewery badge, engraved linework, foam over the rim — the crest of a pub that doesn't exist, for a budget that doesn't either.

Why you'll live in it:

  • Detailed vintage engraving — hops, wheat, and a tankard that means business
  • 100% organic cotton (Stanley/Stella ribbed neck) — the only organic growth that's guaranteed
  • Relaxed unisex fit for log file analysis and long evenings
  • Multiple colorways, though this belongs on black
  • Printed to order — no dead stock, no waste
  • The SEO gift that looks like a beer shirt to everyone who doesn't know

Wear it to the conference. Watch who reads it twice. That's who you talk to.

Unlimited crawl budget. In your dreams. 🍺

Printed on demand. Ships in 5–11 days.

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Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
  • Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
  • The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

UNLIMITED CRAWL BUDGET — Vintage Badge Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28.35
19.49
9.25
M
29.13
216
9.45
L
29.92
22.64
9.65
XL
31.1
24.61
9.84
2XL
329
26.57
104
3XL
337
28.54
10.24
4XL
33.86
30.51
10.24
5XL
34.65
32.48
10.24

Measurements are provided by suppliers. This product runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the product to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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