"SEO-Freelancer" Tee – Minimal Technical Design | Human Verified
Independent operator. Human verified.
No agency. No layers. No account manager translating your work into a slide.
Just you, the crawl, the index, the rank — and a client who found you because someone said "she actually knows what she's doing." That's the whole business model. It took years to build and it fits on a shirt.
Human Verified isn't a joke. It's the pitch.
The design:
Bold condensed type over a technical spec sheet — coordinates, version number, crawl/index/rank, EST. 2004. Swiss layout, zero decoration, reads like documentation. It doesn't shout. It doesn't have to. The people who need to read it will read it.
Details:
- Soft heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, XS–3XL
- Fine-detail technical print — legible up close, quiet from across the room
- Available in 6 colours — red, sand, grey, peach, lilac, white
- Holds its shape better than most retainer agreements
Perfect gift for: freelance SEOs · independent consultants · solo operators and one-person agencies · technical SEOs · BrightonSEO, SMX, MozCon, SEOkomm · anyone who's ever invoiced for a site audit at 2am
Made to order. Ships in 5–11 days. Independent since day one.
Note: The "EST. 2004" is baked into the print — worth checking that lands the way you want, since it dates the wearer as much as the trade. If it's meant to reference SEO-as-profession rather than the person, the description handles that fine; just flagging it.
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More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hem
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SPIDER & SERP
- Email: contact@support.spiderserp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"SEO-Freelancer" Tee – Minimal Technical Design | Human Verified Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28.35
|
19.49
|
9.25
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
216
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
29.92
|
22.64
|
9.65
|
|
XL
|
31.1
|
24.61
|
9.84
|
|
2XL
|
329
|
26.57
|
104
|
|
3XL
|
337
|
28.54
|
10.24
|
|
4XL
|
33.86
|
30.51
|
10.24
|
|
5XL
|
34.65
|
32.48
|
10.24
|
