SEOñor – Loud Type Tee for Wives of SEO Consultants
Not a whisper. A headline.
No ornaments. No filigree. Just the fact, set in type big enough to read from the back of the conference hall:
MI MARIDO ES UN SEOñor.
He optimises. He audits. He says "it depends" at dinner. He has opinions about heading hierarchy — strong ones — and he will share them, unprompted, at a wedding.
You didn't marry a man. You married a ranking factor with a pulse.
Wear it anyway.
The design:
Heavy condensed sans in white and hot pink, with the Ñ doing the heavy lifting — plus a subtle spray drip, because nothing about being married to an SEO is clean.
Details:
- Boxy relaxed women's fit, soft heavyweight cotton
- Bold statement print — legible across a room, no squinting required
- Available in 6 colours, sizes XS–2XL
- Holds up better than his favourite site did after the last core update
Perfect gift for: wives and partners of SEOs · BrightonSEO, SMX, SEOkomm · anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas · anyone who has learned what a backlink is against their will
Made to order. Ships in 5–11 days. Position #1: still not guaranteed. 💅
Descripción
Esto no se susurra. Se titula.
Sin adornos. Sin filigranas. Solo el hecho, en un tamaño que se lee desde el fondo del salón:
MI MARIDO ES UN SEOñor.
Optimiza. Audita. Dice "depende" en la cena. Tiene opiniones sobre la jerarquía de encabezados — opiniones firmes — y las comparte sin que nadie se lo pida, en una boda.
No te casaste con un hombre. Te casaste con un factor de posicionamiento con pulso.
Póntela igual.
El diseño:
Tipografía condensada bold en blanco y rosa fucsia, con la Ñ haciendo todo el trabajo — y un goteo de spray, porque estar casada con un SEO no tiene nada de limpio.
Detalles:
- Corte boxy relajado de mujer, algodón suave de gramaje alto
- Mensaje bold — legible desde el otro lado de la sala, sin entrecerrar los ojos
- Disponible en 6 colores, tallas XS–2XL
- Aguanta mejor que su web favorita tras el último core update
El regalo perfecto para: esposas y parejas de SEOs · congresos SEO (BrightonSEO, SMX, Clinic SEO) · aniversarios, cumpleaños, Navidad · quien haya aprendido qué es un backlink en contra de su voluntad
Producción bajo demanda. Entrega en 5–11 días. Posición #1: sigue sin garantía. 💅
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More details
- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.3 oz)
- Regular fit
- Set-in sleeves
- 1 × 1 rib at collar
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
- Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
- The fabric of this product is certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
- The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SPIDER & SERP
- Email: contact@support.spiderserp.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
SEOñor – Loud Type Tee for Wives of SEO Consultants Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
23.43
|
18.9
|
7.28
|
|
M
|
24.21
|
208
|
7.48
|
|
L
|
25
|
21.65
|
7.68
|
|
XL
|
25.79
|
23.62
|
7.87
|
|
2XL
|
26.57
|
25.59
|
8.27
|
